Brand new t-shirt from THE COKE DARES! Please allow us to "THANK YOU!" everyday you wear this shirt. Let our joyous disembodied heads be a stand-in for our heads with the rest of our bodies still attached---
Because we can't half-fill a small club or pack a storage closet for a live performance right now, we offer you a free download of our live cassette "Shock Rock and Small Talk" with every purchase of this new shirt design. Virtually pop in this cassette and tab up the volume on your Ipad.... lean in close over your bowl of cereal and let this audio cassette-like experience offer you a live show simulation with 27 live tracks recorded between 2003-2010. You can actually hear how much younger and slightly more limber we are!....and how much less it hurt to play these songs back then. :) Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.
Each shirt is antique white printed on black Gildan shirts in Sizes S,M,L,XL (while supplies last)
There is also one navy blue shirt and one dark gray sweat shirt, too
-designed by Goatmother Industrial
-printed by Preferred Service Printing Co.
Includes unlimited streaming of
Shock Rock & Small Talk (Live)
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Roburrito's EP – Limited Edition 7" Vinyl
$8 USD
Feelin' Up – Almost out-of-print compact disc
$10 USD
Slow EP – Almost out-of-print compact disc that includes the Slow EP AND The Yellow Ages
$10 USD
Yellow Ages – Almost out-of-print compact disc that includes both the Yellow Ages and Slow EP!
$10 USD
Fake Lake T-Shirt
$12 USD
Fake Lake – Limited Edition Random Color 12" Vinyl
$20 USD
Fake Leg: The Fake Lake Demos – Limited Edition Cassette
$7 USD
Fake Lake – Coke Clear with Opaque Blue Swirl 12" Vinyl
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Three-Sided Single: Volume 1 – Three-Sided Single: Volume 1
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The Coke Dares
